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We love a good
giggle, don’t you?
Here are some of our favorite animal jokes.
We’ll keep adding new ones, so check back often.
Roll over the box to see the answer.
What fish do knights like?
What do you get when you cross a daffodil with a crocodile?
I don't know, but I wouldn't try smelling it!
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A hare dryer
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Yep, a cockatiel is a parrot.
What did the dog yell …?
… when it saw a fallen tree?
What do you get when you cross a pig with a bush?
What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn?
It had baby mittens.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Hiss – tory
Which fish is the funniest?
What do you give a sick bird?
What's the difference between a baseball player
and his tired dog?
The ballplayer wears a complete uniform, but the dog only pants!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station
What kind of animal needs oil?
A mouse, because it squeaks!
What's a dog’s favorite dessert?
What’s a frog’s favorite flower?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What do grown up dogs say to their puppies?
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