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Sunday Funnies

We love a good
giggle, don’t you?

Here are some of our favorite animal jokes.

We’ll keep adding new ones, so check back often.

Kids Corner

Roll over the box to see the answer.

The Animal Store Animal Joke #95b

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?

A hare dryer

Animal Jokes #48a

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot

Animal Jokes #48a

Yep, a cockatiel is a parrot.

Animal Store Animal Jokes #22b

What did the dog yell …?

… when it saw a fallen tree?

Bark! Bark!

Animal Store Joke #22a

Animal Store Animal Jokes Pig Joke

What do you get when you cross a pig with a bush?

A hedgehog!

Animal Store hedgehog 1

The Animal Store Animal Jokes #67a

What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn?

It had baby mittens.

Animal Store Joke #67

Snake Joke #24

What's a snake's favorite subject?

Hiss – tory

Snake Joke #24

The Animal Store funny fish joke

Which fish is the funniest?

A Cartoona

The Animal Store funny fish joke

Sunday Funnies Animal Jokes #50

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment

Sunday Funnies Joke #50

Animal Store Animal Jokes Baseball Dog Joke

What's the difference between a baseball player

and his tired dog?

The ballplayer wears a complete uniform, but the dog only pants!

Animal Store Baseball Dog Joke

The Animal Store Animal Jokes #32a

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station

The Animal Store Oil Animal Jokes

What kind of animal needs oil?

A mouse, because it squeaks!

The Animal Store Mouse Joke

What's a dog's favorite dessert? Animal Jokes

What's a dog’s favorite dessert?

Pup-cakes

What's a dog's favorite dessert?

Animal Store Animal Jokes #7

What’s a frog’s favorite flower?

A croakus

Animal Jokes What do you get when cross a cat with a canary?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

A peeping tom

Fish Animal Jokes #3

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

Dam!

Joke #1 Unique Rabbit

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it

What do Scottish toads play?

Hop-scotch

Toad

The Gorilla Animal Jokes

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

The Gorilla Joke

What do grown up dogs say to their puppies?

Hush, puppies!

Grown up and puppy

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