Sunday Funnies 2017-08-20T20:26:10+00:00

We love a good
giggle, don’t you?

Here are some of our favorite animal jokes.

We’ll keep adding new ones, so check back often.

Kids Corner

Roll over the box to see the answer.

The Animal Store funny fish joke

Which fish is the funniest?

A Cartoona

The Animal Store funny fish joke

Sunday Funnies Joke #50

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment

Sunday Funnies Joke #50

Animal Store Baseball Dog Joke

What's the difference between a baseball player

and his tired dog?

The ballplayer wears a complete uniform, but the dog only pants!

Animal Store Baseball Dog Joke

The Animal Store Joke #32a

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station

The Animal Store Oil Joke

What kind of animal needs oil?

A mouse, because it squeaks!

The Animal Store Mouse Joke

What's a dog's favorite dessert?

What's a dog’s favorite dessert?

Pup-cakes

What's a dog's favorite dessert?

Animal Store Joke #7

What’s a frog’s favorite flower?

A croakus

What do you get when cross a cat with a canary?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

A peeping tom

Fish Joke #3

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

Dam!

Joke #1 Unique Rabbit

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it

What do Scottish toads play?

Hop-scotch

Toad

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

The Gorilla Joke

What do grown up dogs say to their puppies?

Hush, puppies!

Grown up and puppy

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