Sunday Funnies
We love a good giggle, don't you? Here are some of our favorite animal jokes. We'll keep adding new ones, so check back often. Kids Corner Roll [...]
The Gorilla Joke
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. Here at The Animal Store, we don't monkey around. If we don't have it in stock, we'll order it for you. Leave a comment, [...]
Holiday Pet Jokes
Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else. How do cats greet each other over the holidays? Have a furry merry Christmas and a happy mew year. [...]
Turtle Joke of the Day
How do turtles pay for things? They shell out cash. At The Animal Store, all our pets accept cash, but we also accept personal checks with proper ID, as well as all major credit cards [...]
Mice Make Great First Pets
What kind of animal needs to be oiled? A mouse, because it squeaks! OK, that's a bad joke, but it's no joke that Animal Store mice make great first pets. Pet mice are a [...]
