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    Sunday Funnies

Sunday Funnies

Susan Bearman2018-04-21T22:12:06-05:00Tags: Pet Jokes|

Sunday Funnies We love a good giggle, don't you? Here are some of our favorite animal jokes. We'll keep adding new ones, so check back often. Kids Corner [...]

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  • The Gorilla Animal Jokes
    The Gorilla Joke

The Gorilla Joke

Susan Bearman2016-11-21T12:34:12-06:00Categories: Animals, Deals & Discounts, Pets, The Animal Store|Tags: 30% off, Gorillas, Pet Jokes|

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.  Here at The Animal Store, we don't monkey around. If we don't have it in stock, we'll order it for you. Leave a comment, [...]

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  • Holiday Pet Jokes

Holiday Pet Jokes

Susan Bearman2017-04-02T02:26:55-05:00Categories: Pets, The Animal Store|Tags: 10% off, Cats, Dogs, Gift Card, Holidays, Kittens, Pet Jokes, Pets and Holidays, Sale|

Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas? No, you can have turkey like everyone else. How do cats greet each other over the holidays? Have a furry merry Christmas and a happy mew year. [...]

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  • Turtle Joke of the Day

Turtle Joke of the Day

Susan Bearman2016-11-21T12:34:15-06:00Categories: Pets, The Animal Store|Tags: Gift Card, Pet Jokes, Reptiles, Tortoises, Turtles|

How do turtles pay for things? They shell out cash. At The Animal Store, all our pets accept cash, but we also accept personal checks with proper ID, as well as all major credit cards [...]

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  • Mice Make Great First Pets

Mice Make Great First Pets

Susan Bearman2016-11-21T12:34:15-06:00Categories: First Pets, Pets, The Animal Store|Tags: Mice, Pet Jokes, Pocket Pets|

  What kind of animal needs to be oiled? A mouse, because it squeaks! OK, that's a bad joke, but it's no joke that Animal Store mice make great first pets. Pet mice are a [...]

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